Tuesday, November 06, 2007
haha. ok. hope everyone is having a happy holiday. (and arent so bored) its better to be bored then busy. haha. anyway. some lame jokes/riddles/things:) some are better when said.
1. Why did tigger look inside the toilet?
He was looking for pooh.
2. When does Christmas come before thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
3. if 1 = 5, 2 = 30, 3 = 50, 4 = 75. what does 5 equal to?
ONE(:
4. a plane crashes between north and south korea. where do they bury the survivors?
they dont bury survivors.
5. what do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
a lot of blood tests!
6. why is the maths book so unhappy?
because its full of problems.
haha. ok. thats enough. as i said. some are better said. ohwell. hope you enjoyed thatxD
